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From: Tomato5/16/2022 4:49:10 PM
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Two slices of bread got married.

The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

Wedding night didn't go so well; they both had yeast infections.

Unfortunately their children were inbred.

They then got divorced. The man toast was left with just crumbs.

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I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener

Makes scents when you think about it.

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What's the most sarcastic body of water on earth?

The Crimea River.

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When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat

Is a warm toilet seat.

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What do you call the person whom your wife cheated on you with, that looks like you and has the same mannerisms as you?

A dopplebanger.

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Why should you never buy a rainbow golf ball?

It'll never go straight.
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