A mute incontinent: goes without saying.
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Did you hear about the guy who flew roundtrip across the
Atlantic Ocean twice without taking a shower? He was a dirty double-crosser.
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Back in the '80's, a blonde lady decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds *VERY* stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static. “
The Store Clerk replied, "Sorry about, that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?”
To which the Blonde answered, "It's called 'Head Cleaner'". |
