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From: Tomato	7/17/2022 1:56:36 PM
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Chiron was not only half man, half horse, but he was also a doctor of medicine. This makes him the centaur for disease control. — What do you call it when a physician corrects your punctuation? A medically induced comma. — "Hi, I'm Jane" she said. "I'm Christopher" I replied "but everyone calls me Dick for short”. "How do you get Dick from Christopher?" she asked. "You ask nicely" I said. — Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot: The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away. — I like to do drugs in a Chipotle bathroom Because no one questions you if you spend 45 minutes in a Chipotle bathroom.

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