Who needs Tyson and Holyfield? We got the rumble of the century right here!
And now ladies and germs, for this evening's main event...
In this corner, wearing the Red, White and Blue Trunks and defending "team FTEL" we have Vic, Raliegh, ELK, Seth, Dave, Wes, Temp, etc, etc, etc (way too many to mention).
In that other corner, wearing egg and eating crow, is the ANTI-FTEL team of Jean, ValueLess Spec, Daine, Adrian and Tom Desousa along with their new Trainer Bill "the glass is always half empty" France.
Mills Lane will be tonights Referee.
Announcer: Will the owner of a John Deere riding lawn mower please return to his vehicle - your lights are on! Also, will the three women who rode in on the brooms kindly return your vehicles to the janitors closet.
Lets get ready to rumbbbblllleeee........
- Pat |
