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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato9/1/2022 4:33:46 PM
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What's the only thing a vegan kills?

A conversation.

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I ordered a book about sexual dysfunction on Amazon

It never came.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

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TIL, Big Ben was named after Sir Benjamin Hall who oversaw the installation of the Bell.

Thankfully, his brother Richard, who was also his boss, was too sick to supervise the job.

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A nun, a hot blonde, a dutch and a german

are sitting together in a train. The train enters a tunnel and the lights go out and everything goes dark.
Suddenly they hear a huge slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, the lights go on and the german is sitting there with a red swollen cheek.
The nun thinks: look at this filthy german, he touched the hot blonde and she gave him a slap
The hot blonde thinks: look at this filthy german, he wanted to touch me, but mistakenly touched the nun and she gave him a slap
The german thinks: look at this filthy dutch, he touched the hot blonde and she thought it was me and gave me a slap
The dutch thinks: I hope there will be another tunnel so i can slap the german again
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