Microsoft Joke, emailed to me today:
>A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of
>really important execs on board into the Seattle airport. There is a fog
>so thick that visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles
>looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his
>passengers are *very* nervous. At last, through a small opening in the
>fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth
>floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window:
>
> "Hi, where am I?"
>
> The solitary office worker replies:
>
> "You're in an airplane."
>
> The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes
>a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane
>stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned
>passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot, "I
>asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me
>was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be
>Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just 5 miles
>away on a bearing of 87 degrees!" |
