Jokes and Humor Only Message Board

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next

From: Tomato	11/5/2022 3:05:09 PM
	of 6624

A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him. The farmer says he'll deliver it to to man in 1 week's time, but halfway through the week the horse dies. The farmer offers to refund the man's money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway. The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse. The man says 'Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000. The farmer, shocked, asks 'But wasn't anyone upset with the horse?' The man replies 'Oh yes, only the winner, but I refunded him his $50.’ — I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees Their lawyers all work pro-Bono. — What's the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn't think that he's Bono. — Is a lawyer, that works for the porn industry at no charge, working pro boner? — What do you call a sad dog ? A Melan Collie. What do you call a sadder dog ? A Chi Waah Waah.

Report TOU Violation

Share This Post

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next