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From: Tomato11/16/2022 12:17:59 PM
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A genie grants three wishes to an old lady.

She says, "I want to be young again."
*poof*
She's young again.
"I want my little house to be turned into a beautiful mansion."
*poof*
She's now living in a beautiful mansion.
"I want my cat to be turned into a handsome young man!"
*poof*
Her cat is now a handsome young man.
"Oh cat, all my fantasies have come true! Take me in your arms, take me upstairs and make mad, passionate love to me!"
The cat says, "Oh darlin', you should've thought about that a long time ago, before you had me fixed.”

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I wonder why Kevin Spacey is such a good guitarist.
Probably because he’s had a lot of practise fingering minors.


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Why can't Kevin Spacey win at blackjack (despite his role in "21")?
He keeps hitting on 17.

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How is Kevin Spacey like Walmart?
They both have boys pants half off.

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What did the woman say to Kevin Spacey on the beach?
Could you please move, you're in my son.

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Why can Kevin Spacey never win a race?
He always comes in a little behind.

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What do Kevin Spacey and a Tortoise have in common?
They're both trying to get somewhere before the hare does.
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