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From: Tomato	11/25/2022 11:51:11 AM
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People that don't eat meat are called vegetarians, but what do you call people who don't eat vegetables? Constipated. — A woman sees her doctor about ongoing abdominal pain and cramps. She's nervous during the examination, fearing that she may be pregnant. The doctor brings back her test results and says, "It looks like you'll have to get used to changing diapers from now on." "Oh my god, I'm pregnant?" she asks, nearly in tears. "Am I pregnant?" The doctor replies, "No, you have colon cancer.” — Why can't you tell school shooting jokes in the US? Because it's always too soon.

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