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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates - Year 2000/Y2K IPO!!!

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (2750)12/23/2022 8:40:34 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (1) of 2770
 
Good grief. I personally validated those calculations. I didn't find ANY problems.

Every time I multiplied the value by "1", I got the answer I was expecting.

It's probably just a huge misunderstanding.

Maybe they forgot to use FBNA's e-Algorithm. It *always* computes to the desired result. The whiz kids in Bismarck, SD did a terrific job on that project. It was heavy duty stuff. They tried to explain to me how they used a derivative of Pi as a base multiplier. Blew my mind. I finally gave up trying to read all the chicken scratches on the blackboard. The triple exclamation points after the "Q.E.D." at the end of the equation convinced me they knew what they were doing.

They even showed me how to prove that 0 = 1. Something to do with adding 1 to infinity ends up being infinity, which is the same result you get if you add 0 to infinity. Yep, it equals infinity. Which means that 0 and 1 have the same value. I'm still puzzled over that. I'm afraid that might make some of our top-secret bi-directional security code malfunction.

Well, whatever ...

Have the concerned members of the shareholder support group call Enrique at the front desk.

He can show them how to adjust the printed values with a Sharpie. That should satisfy their concerns.

Sure is a pretty day.

TED
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