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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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oldies....still true!

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~



The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~Henry Cate, VII~



We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office

~Aesop~



Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev~



When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow~



Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton~



Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

~Author unknown~



Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

~Ronald Reagan~



Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer~



I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~



A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~ Tex Guinan~



Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson~



Sadly this last one.

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

~Kin Hubbard
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