I understand: you are a self-centered narcissist. You Believe your reality is the only reality.

Thank you for the free, fashionable, moderator-approved insult Jacob but you are bewildered, despite your vast intellect, wonderful thoughtful personality and sense of humour. Over the internet free psychological evaluation is a great advantage of Cyberspace. I'll see your "self-centred narcissist" [spelling correction] and raise you a "projection".