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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato1/14/2023 12:35:42 PM
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"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..."

the vowels."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Sometimes.”



Guy with an Orange Penis goes to the Drx and says "Doc, my penis turned orange"
The Doctor says " that's odd. Have you changed your behaviors recently, or diet, or is there an increase of stress in your life?"
Guy replies back " No, No, and no"
The Doctor says " Ok that's odd. Never had a case like this before. Tell me, for example, what did you do, yesterday?"
Guy replies back “ Not much. I went to work. Then I came home and ate Cheetos and watched porn.”



My jokes are like orgasms





My girlfriend doesn't get them.
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