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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato1/15/2023 12:25:18 AM
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My farmer friend told me that horse manure is

excellent for strawberries. I said, "OK, but I still prefer whipped cream.”

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I can't lift a ton of chicken soup but I can lift a ton of pho.

Because a pho ton is light.

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I walked into the bookshop and asked the store assistant if Prince Harry’s book is available to download.
She asked “Do you want the PDF file?”
I said, "No, that’s his uncle.

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I dated a Hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal.

I didn't get it. I was raised Catholic. Our God tastes like cardboard and we still eat him.
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