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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato1/18/2023 10:50:22 PM
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Adultery is a sin, you can't have your

Kate and Edith too !



A blonde girl is painting her kitchen. Her friend walks in and can't believe how well she is doing, but she is sweating buckets,

The friend asks, “Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a raincoat?"
The blonde says, “Helloooooooo. Read the fucking can, it says for best results put two coats on.



The medical examiner's office was told to reduce their budget

They had to start cutting coroners.



What do you call a cross dressing dinosaur?

A try Sarah’s tops.



Text from daughter to mom: "Hello mom, I need your advice. I have

some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I

have to cut it out?"

Text from mom to daughter: "It’s nice you can send me such a frank text.

No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of cum in my hair over the

years and it will just wash out.”

Daughter back to mom: "Oh my God, mom.......... sorry, I meant to spell

gum."
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