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From: Tomato1/22/2023 12:56:30 PM
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The three rules of proctology:

1) Don't shake hands
2) No finger foods
3) Don't pick your nose

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After my proctology exam, the nurse came in and said three words no man ever wants to hear:

who was that?

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I have this bad habit of screaming loudly during my proctology exams, even though it makes my patients feel very uncomfortable.

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A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.

The plane was unexpectedly diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 90 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for over an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and see the pilot walking off the plane with a Seeing Eye Dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
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