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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato1/27/2023 12:33:36 PM
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What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato.



What was Pinocchios defense when he was tried for armed robbery?

"Gepetto was the one pulling the strings.”



There’s a woman selling batteries in the park.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.



What’s the difference between a joke and four dicks ?

Your mom can’t take a joke.



What's the difference between a yogurt and The USA ?

If you leave the yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.



Charles Dickens first published A Tale of Two Cities in two English local newspapers.

It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.
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