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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato1/28/2023 12:44:36 PM
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The Scrabble Museum was robbed last night.

The curators are at a loss for words.



I once told someone I had a half brother

They said “Oh different mother or different father?”

And I said “Neither, there was a shark attack”



I took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourette's.
It turns out she doesn't have Tourette's.
I am a fucking cunt and she really does want me to fuck off.



What's the difference between a cinema snack and two police officers having sex in the back of a car while being filmed?

One is popcorn.



What's sixteen feet long and smells like urine?

A line dance at a nursing home.
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