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From: Tomato	2/1/2023 1:25:22 PM
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What do you call the mass murder of rednecks? The Hollercaust. — A guy has this huge red spot on his forehead It's big. Really big. He immediately goes to see a doctor. They don't say much after an initial exam; but want to do more tests. This makes him anxious; especially as hours go by and nobody tells him what's going on. Finally, after hours of tests, a doctor comes out and sits him down. "Doctor, what is it? What's going on?" "Well, Mr. Melvin.... it seems you have an extremelly rare genetic condition......" "It will get bigger?" "Yea....uh...yea. Over the next year or so, a huge penis will grow out of your forehead, but we can manage this condition if we......" "Doc! Are you telling me that for the rest of my life.... when I look in the mirror... I'll see a huge dick on my forehead? "Nah... the balls will be in your eyes”

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