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From: Tomato	3/17/2023 11:36:40 PM
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Man: how does it work? Clerk: I’ll show you… “magic penis, counter!” magic penis flips out and starts schlupping all around the counter Man: wow! That’s great, I’ll take it! The man goes home and shows his wife. Man: honey I got something that will help us in the bedroom! It’s called magic penis! Wife: ok, how does it work? Man: I’ll show you… magic penis, table! magic penis starts schlupping around the table The wife gets excited. The next day, the man goes to work and the wife stays home. She starts to get ready. Wife: magic penis, pussy! The magic penis goes to work and she has the time of her life and has orgasm after orgasm… but she doesn’t know how to stop it or turn it off. So she gets into the car and starts driving to the hospital and starts to speed. A cop pulls her over, walks up to the car and says “why were you going to fast?!” Wife: I can explain! Cop: well let me hear it? Wife: I have this magic penis… Cop: magic penis my ass! — Where does a Viking clown go when he dies? To ValHaHa.

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