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Non-Tech : National Affiliated (NAAC)

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To: Jamessmith who wrote (78)2/13/1998 9:31:00 AM
From: TERRY MURPHY  Read Replies (3) of 88
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Tizer Wars. In the Tizer strikes back, Herby Daniels got his revenge by buying Wet Seal at $22 and riding it to $33. But this, as we know, is a trilogy, and in Return of the Tizer Herby Daniels gave it all back by adding to his position at $33 and riding it back down to $28.

Yes ladies and gentleman, the Tizer is back and this little human tax shield with special shoes has a special message for all you NAAC shareholders: "The key to making money on NAAC is wearing shirts with yellow collar stains." This may not make sense to the average Joe but until Langly Kendall, the Hermes tie king, generously went out and purchased poor Herby a new shirt, this was the case.

The Olympics in Nogano conjure up images of my trip to Japan with Tizer during which an ancient ritual was conducted. An old Japanese myth says that if you drink three bowls of Miso soup while trying to defend your investment in NAAC you will forever be cursed with capital losses. I believe that this is where it all started--the point at which the Tizer became known as the human tax shield.

As far as NAAC goes, the Tizer added to it on the rally looking for a breakout so I would expect the stock to retest its old lows. By the way, for any of you ladies out there looking for a good catch, the Tizer is still available but I must warn you that the Vet has the inside edge at this point.

As Moory Geraldo, the famous diaper analystt, once said, "I don't know whether Herby's stock picks are a result of his incontinence problem or not. But I hope that the adult diapers I got him from Drypers solve his problems in a quick and efficient manner."

...Terry
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