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From: Tomato3/27/2023 7:25:24 PM
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If a person who stutters goes to jail, do they have to finish their sentence ?

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I never use pushpins at work, so my boss called the police.

Now I'm going to jail for tacks evasion.

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Where do they send murderous pasta ?

To the pennetentiary.

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I walked in on my wife having sex with her gym trainer.

I yelled, "This isn't working out!”

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At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me

On a related note, I suck at darts.

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I'm looking for a woman who has great tits and swallows.

- Ben the ornithologist.
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