| | | From the Gospel of Joachim ...
And in the Garden of Gethsemane, the night before Jesus was betrayed and arrested, Jesus furiously posted messages to all of his followers on Trooth Social.
"It's a WITCH HUNT," Jesus declared. "I did nothing wrong, yet I'm going to be betrayed by my own disciple Judas, who swore an oath to loyalty to me but then sold himself out to Soros for 30 pieces of silver!"
"I call upon all of my followers who love my Father and who call themselves real Israelites to protest against their Jewish leaders who want to literally nail me to a tree!"
Then Judas arrived, flanked by armed men who were sent by the elders to arrest Jesus.
Peter, Jesus' disciple, rose up and struck one of the men with his sword, slicing off his ear.
In the midst of the struggle, Jesus slipped away from the garden while his disciples distracted the armed men. The disciples were eventually overcome and arrested, but Jesus was nowhere to be found.
Later on, the disciples were tried and convicted of aiding and abetting a fugitive of the law. They were thrown into jail, where they awaited their savior, Jesus Christ. They were hoping that Jesus would show up and rescue them from their predicament.
But Jesus never did. Instead, he stayed locked up within the confines of his modest mansion in Mar A Lago. There, he continued to post ranting messages to the rest of his followers through Trooth Social.
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