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From: Tomato	4/1/2023 1:32:23 PM
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Why are bodybuilders good pallbearers? They're great at dead lifting. — How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov! — A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out at the gym. They told him to leave, but he stayed so he could “Feel the burn.” — Doctor: I’m sorry, but I had to remove your colon. Me Why? — A man eating noodles in a restaurant calls the waiter and say "There is a pube in my noodles. I am leaving and not paying for this”. The restaurant owner is pissed and asks the waiter to chase the client. The waiter follows the man who is heading to a brothel. He eventually finds him nose deep in a prostitute's pussy. He says "Well, you seem to like pubes after all!" And the man replies "Yes, but if I find a noodle here, I am not paying!” — What do you call a stoned poem that attempts to overthrow the government? A high coup.

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