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From: Tomato	4/5/2023 3:34:57 AM
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There once was a fellow named Rex, With a miniature organ of sex, When seized for exposure, He said with composure, “De minimis non curat lex” -- My wife discovered "boredom" is an anagram of "bedroom.” She figured this out while we were having sex. — This guy goes into a bar around 1 a.m. and notices that at the bar this one guy has put his thumb and fingers of one hand together and is making a kind of "yak-yak" movement. Soon a woman does the same thing using both hands..then about a dozen people are all doing it at once. Curious, the guy asks the bartender what's going on. "Crap! says the bartender, "It's a bunch of folks from the deaf-mute convention they're having here. That thing they're doing means they're singing. Now I'll never get to close the place up at a reasonable hour.” — Why didn't Walter Lantz have any children? Because he had a woodpecker. -- Why didn't Wilt the Stilt have any children? Because he dribbled too much before he shot. -- Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time Mrs. Bear gets hot he throws a blanket over her and hoses her (with water). --- Why doesn't Santa have children? Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.

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