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From: Tomato	4/15/2023 11:52:21 AM
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A dung beetle goes to McDonalds and orders a Number 2. — Did you hear about the Tic-Tac-Toe beetle ? It has an X-O skeleton. — I answered my front door this morning and was punched in the face by a 5 foot tall beetle. ( must be that nasty bug that's going around ) — A beetle ran up my leg. I let it be. — One day the company commander walks into the Sergeant Major's office and says, "I just got notified that Private Smith's father died. I'd like you to let him know.” The Sergeant Major walks over to his window and sees the platoon working below. He opens the window and yells "Yo, Smith! Your old man is dead!" The commander is flabbergasted and berates the Sergeant Major for being so brutal. A week later the commander comes back in to tell the Sergeant Major that private Jones's father died and says "And this time, be a little more gentle.” The Sergeant Major says "Don't worry, I can handle this.” He looks out the window and there is the platoon again and yells out "Fall in!" Instantly they drop what they are doing and form ranks. He then yells out "Everyone with a living father take one step forward.... Not so fast Jones”.

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