A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”
Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!”
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, “Well…every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells "Jesus Christ, are you still in there???”
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A dog walks into a bar and says, “a beer, please.” The bartender says, “wow, you should be in the circus.”
The dog says:
Why!? Do they need electricians?
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I decided to put together a support group for erectile dysfunction
It was a big flop and nobody came.
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What do you say to a military vagina?
Thank you for your cervix. |
