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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato4/17/2023 9:22:33 PM
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The brain is amazing.

It works 365 days per year, 24 hours a day, from birth and up until you get your first erection.



Martinis are like nipples

One is too few, and three are too many.



My doctor told me I can no longer stand when I pee and need to sit down.

He said I’m not allowed to lift anything heavy.



A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. "That's Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe," they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?

Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.
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