There was a young lady named Ames
Who would play at the jolliest games
She was great fun to lay
For her rectum would play
Obbligatos, and call you bad names
Sir Reginald Barrington, Bart,
Went to the masked ball as a fart,
He had painted his face
Like a more private place,
And his voice made the dowagers start
There once was a young girl named Alice,
Who used dynamite as a phallus,
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
And part of her tits were in Dallas
The first love of young lady Ederle,
Found her hymen obstructed him steadily,
But he merely rubbed lard on
The end of his hard on,
And then found he entered quite readily
There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding a bike
On a cobblestone pike,
But it really was broken from pokin' |
