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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/20/2023 6:46:34 PM
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There was a young lady from Quwoddie
Who had a magnificent body,
And her face was not bad,
Yet she’d never been had
For her odor was markedly coddy

There was a young girl of Samoa
Who determined that no man should know her,
One young fellow tried
But she wriggled aside,
And spilled all the spermatozoa

There was a young fellow named Sweeny
Whose girl was a terrible meanie
The hatch of her snatch
Had a catch that would latch—
She could only be screwed by Houdini

There was a young lady called Wilde,
Who kept herself quite undefiled
By thinking of Jesus,
Contagious diseases,
And the bother of having a child

There was a young girl who begat
Three sons, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat
It was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
When she found there was no tit for Tat
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