There was a young mad of Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
And he wouldn’t have been
If his father had seen
The end of the rubber was torn
A medical student named Hedrick,
Is learned in matters obstetric
From a glance at the toes
Of the mother, he knows
If the fetus's balls are symmetric
There was a young lady named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkey
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets, not twins,
One white, and one black, and two khaki
A lady named Belle da Cunt Corrigan
Was the mistress of J. Pierpont Morigan,
Till she handed the banker
A hell of a chancre,
And now she is just a plain whore again.
There was a young lady from Cue,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
She said with a grin,
“If they pay to get in,
They’ll pay go get out of it too" |
