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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/22/2023 7:19:16 PM
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A shiftless young fellow of Kent
Had his wife fuck the landlord for rent
But as she grew older
The landlord grew colder,
And now they Iive out in a tent

A notorious whore named Miss Hearst
In the weakness of men is well versed
Reads a sign o’er the head
Of her well-rumpled bed:
“The customer always comes first”

There was an old whore named McGee
Who was just the right sort for a spree
She said , “For a fuck
I charge half a buck,
And I throw in the asshole for free”

There was a young lady in Reno
Who lost all her dough playing keno
But she lay on her back
And opened her crack,
And now she owns the casino

There was an old man of Tagore
Who tried out his cook as a whore
He used Bridget’s widget
To fidget his digit,
And now she won’t cook any more
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