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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/23/2023 10:46:23 PM
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There was a young harlot at Yale,
With her price list tattooed on her tail,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
She had it embroidered in Braille

There was a young sailor named Bates
Who did the fandango on skates,
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

There was a young fellow from Boston,
Who drove in a red mini Austin,
It had room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls would hang out and he lost ‘em

There was a young woman named Hall
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball,
The dress caught on fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who have to live belly to belly
Because once in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
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