Growing tired of her husband’s great mass,
A young bride inserted some glass
The prick of her hubby
Is now short and stubby,
While the wife can now pee through her ass
There were two Greek girls of Miletus,
Who said, “We wear gadgets that treat us,
When strapped on the thigh
Up cozy and high,
To constant, convenient coitus.”
There was a young man from Racine,
Who invented a fucking machine,
Concave and convex,
It would suit either sex,
And play with itself in between
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would never do better than t
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There was a young lady from China
Who mistook for her mouth her vagina
Her clitoris huge
She covered with rouge
And lipsticked her labia minor |
