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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato4/26/2023 3:33:47 PM
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There was a young girl of Oak Knoll
Who thought it exceedingly droll
At a masquerade ball
Dressed in nothing at all
To back in as a Parker House roll

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass

I sat next to the Duchess at tea
It was just as I feared it would be:
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me!

A self-centered young fellow named Newcombe
Who seduced many girls but made few come
Said, “The pleasures of tail
Were ordained for the male
I’ve had mine. Do I care whether you come?”

There was a young fellow named Lancelot
Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot
Whenever he’d pass
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot
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