My friend is such a big fan of the Royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king.
Henry
George
Charles
Burger.
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A little girl came running into the house
crying her eyes out and cradling her hand.
"Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked mom.
"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away."
Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.
"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" whined the little one.
"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent.
"Well I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!”
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A man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd and yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE!"
Out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age.
Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."
The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay. He kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:
B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72.
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What's the official dessert of the San Antonio Spurs?
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