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From: Tomato

5/2/2023 12:43:26 PM

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I asked God what the most unlikely thing in the world was.

He replied.

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Then there was the geisha who went to medical school.
When she graduated she was given an Obi GYN.
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of
war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the
Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he
went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know
who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who
you are."

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