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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato5/4/2023 1:03:34 PM
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Darth Vader:

His wife's name is Ella.

She won't let anyone else go down on her.



What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A hoarse radish.



Once upon a time I asked my wife to dress up as my favorite Star Wars character for some sexy role playing fun.

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Honey, Jabba the Hut is not my favorite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off you asshole" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet."

Looks like I'm going to be going Hands Solo for a while.



How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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