What do you call a tomb full of money?
A crypt-o-currency.
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I walked in on two mummies making out.
I said, "Why don't you two get a tomb?”
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Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist?
In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.
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Hans and Klaus went mountain climbing with their mother, but she slipped and fell 1,500 feet to her death.
Klaus exclaims, "Look Hans, no Ma !”.
My friend gets the shakes whenever he tries to park his car.
I think he suffers from Parking zones disease.
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Hans and Klaus went mountain climbing with their mother, but she slipped and fell 1,500 feet to her death.
Klaus exclaims, "Look Hans, no Ma !”.
My friend gets the shakes whenever he tries to park his car.
I think he suffers from Parking zones disease.
A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red.
He walks around a bit and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!!” |
