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From: Tomato

5/18/2023 1:14:05 PM

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How many pathologists does it take to detect a malignancy?

10 - any less would benign.

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I'm an armchair psychologist.

Yesterday I diagnosed a LazyBoy with schizophrenia.

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I have a fear of giants.........fe fi phobia.

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I used to think air was free

until I bought a bag of potato chips.

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It was my birthday last week. My wife asked me if I wanted oral sex or a new pair of shoes.

I went head over heels.

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The guy who invented the mohawk was originally

just trying to get his sideburns the same length.

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My kids are playing cowboys and Indians.

One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.

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