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From: Tomato	5/20/2023 12:01:30 PM
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As a chronic masturbator, I had to take a sick day. I wasn't feeling myself. — A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?" Slim to Nun? — Best pickup lines women have used on me: Hi, I have a vagina. Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you. Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight. Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex? That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too! I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog? Give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kiss but given down under. Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you. My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one? You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill. Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some? Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day.

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