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From: Tomato	5/30/2023 6:21:37 PM
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Elizabeth Holmes has entered a Texas prison to start her 11 year sentence for fraud. She discovered that as a convict she needed to join a gang, and immediately chose the Bloods. --- She was familiar with red cells and white cells, and now prison cells. --- The Theranos machine was supposed to revolutionize blood testing with its black box technology. Now the only black box Elizabeth will be playing with is the one on her roommate, Yolanda. --- Holmes promised that Theranos would revolutionize health care with a technology that could quickly scan for diseases and other problems with a few drops of blood taken with a finger prick. But instead of working on a finger prick, she was working on fingering the prick of her co-conspirator and lover, Sunny Balwani. ---- Maybe she’ll get conjugal visits with her significant other, Billy Evans. When asked if she’d like that, she said “Evans to Betsy, yes!”

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