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From: Tomato5/31/2023 1:34:15 PM
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Check out conjuctivitis.com.

It's a site for sore eyes.



If you want to know how many bees Noah had,

check the ark hives.



I saw a one-legged man at the ATM.

He was checking his balance.



I asked my grandson how to print on my computer...

He told me "It’s Ctrl-P”.

I told him I haven’t been able to do that for years.



My computer crashed at work.

Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.



Last night I saw a host of pale, emaciated figures with haunted eyes that showed the agony of living death.

It was my first time in a vegan restaurant.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

You walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.
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