Two blondes walked into a train station. One asked a conductor "Can I get to Chicago on this train?”
The conductor, knowing the train was bound for elsewhere, replied: "No you can't, ma'am.”
Her friend spoke up and asked, "Can I?”
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Yesterday, my wife wanted to play doctor.
So I had her remove her clothes and sit on the edge of the bed while I went golfing.
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George found Tim, lying beside the road after a car accident. Tim was crying hysterically. George stopped and ran to him.
"Tim! Are you all right?"
Sobbing, Tim moaned,
"Look at my new car!" pointing to it, wrapped around a tree.
"Hey, man. Don't cry. You can always get another car."
"But look inside the car."
George did and said,
"Aw, dude, that's terrible. But don't cry!
You can always get another girlfriend."
Tim wailed,
"Look inside her mouth..!” |
