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From: Tomato

6/16/2023 10:48:19 AM

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My Dog is really worried about the rising price of groceries, with a can of dog food now costing $2.99

That's almost $21 in dog money.

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I told my wife, “Did you know Old McDonald’s farm has been taken over by Artificial Intelligence?”

Her: AI?

Me: AI.

Her: Oh.

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A man got a call from his health insurance company.

"Sir, I'm calling to tell you that your claim has been rejected."

"But why?" Asked the man.

*"I'll be blunt. We do not reimburse people for sleeping with prostitutes." *

"But it was ordered by my doctor, I swear!"

"Sir, I have worked here many years and I have never seen a primary care physician prescribe sex with a hooker."

"But he did. He told me that I needed whore moan therapy.”

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What does a tortoise and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hare does

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