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From: Tomato	6/25/2023 12:15:00 PM
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I met this gorgeous woman at the bar and she promised to show me a good time. So we went outside and she ran the 100 meter dash in 9.84 seconds. — I was on a plane when this good looking flight attendant asked, "Would you like some headphones ?” I said. "Why yes, I would..................and by the way, how did you know my name is Phones ?” — I was at a stop light when this beautiful blonde woman < pulled up next to me in her car and rolled down the window. ....................so I rolled down my window too. She said, "What...........did you fart too ?” — If only Mama Cass would've given that ham sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they might both be alive today.

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