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From: Tomato	7/6/2023 1:35:43 PM
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My grandfather was a baker in the army. He went in all buns glazing. -- Did you hear about the perverted mathematician ? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him. — I read in an article that women should kiss and nibble on a man's earlobe in bed to turn him on. Personally, I think it's nuts. — My girlfriend smells so bad..... - the coroner picked her up when she was sleeping. - there's more crust in her panties than on a loaf of bread. - she made my Right Guard turn left. - when she spread her legs, I got seasick. - farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer. - a blind man walking by asked her: "How much for the shrimp platter?" - she's required to wear a Biohazard warning placard. - her Sure deodorant is now Confused. Her breath is so bad................................. - it really does seem like she's talking shit. - people on the other end of the phone hang up. - people look forward to her farts. - rain goes back into the clouds. - she has to take prescription Tic Tacs.

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