OK, let me try another joke.
An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are sitting around drinking beer
and talking about how stupid they think women are.
The Englishman says to the others. Guess what, my damn wife is so stupid, she jolly well went off and spent a thousand pounds on meat because it was on sale and we don't even have a freezer to store it in.
Ach, that's nothing, said the Scotsman, my wee wifey is so stupit, she bought a new car for twenty thousand pun and neither one of us can drive!
Oh begorrah, the Irishman says, that is just a little bit of stupidity compared to what my wife did. She went on vacation to Greece without me last week. I saw her pack a hundred condoms and she doesn't have a penis. |
