Covenessa, you're saying we silly old men have goatskin hands. And you're going to take us down. I just woke up, but I'm feeling pretty intimidated. I just would like to squeak out that I have never hit a woman with anything. Whether she be "fertile" or..."barren".
'Cept maybe a wiener.
And probably, a little cocktail-weenie at that.
Why are they always hassling the infertile woman? Those are the ones I, personally, uhm worship. I wonder if they had found, because you know those Romans were pretty thorough and scientific and there's still trial and error, they must have found some other thong we could pommel "fertile" women with. (Volunteers only, of course.)
Well, know and no, I wouldn't do any of this welt waising anyway, as the sight oops thought is distasteful to me, personally.
Fertile. Venus de Nile Delta. What a word. Kind of... farmy. Or dirty.
Plow em, plant em, sprinkle em, and swipe their fruit.
Say "thanks", giggle, and do it again next year.
This waking world is weird. I'm awake, right?
If that other thong was a dong thong, made from the skin of a a a...farmer, ~ perhaps if those were used, fewer women, statistically, would bear.
Still a distasteful ritual though.
Wait. I got it. The women should beat the men with those.
There we go. Very modern.
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