A billionaire hires a painter of murals to come to his mansion…
…when he gets there, he calls the painter in into a large room and shows him a plain white wall that’s 20 feet high and 50 feet across. He says to the guy, “I’ve always been fascinated by General Custer so on this wall I want you paint your interpretation of Custer’s last stand. I’m going out of town for a few months and when I come back, I would like it to be finished.”
The painter agrees and the billionaire leaves town. He comes back after a few months and anxiously goes to look at the painting. What he sees shocks him. In the middle of it, there is a cow with a halo in his head. All around the cow are Native Americans engaged in every conceivable sex act you could think of.
Enraged, he calls the painter to the room and yells at him, “What is this pornographic filth?! I wanted art, not pornography!”
Calmly the painter asks, “You wanted my interpretation of Custer’s last stand, right?” The billionaire agrees and the painter says, “Well, there you go. I call it “Holy Cow, Look at All Those Fucking Indians.” |
